The factory is silent. Its assembly line stands motionless. Somewhere off in the darkness, a buzzer sounds. One by one, lights begin to flicker and illuminate on long-unmanned diagnostic panels, giving a sense of enormity and complexity and scale to the machinery. The low hum of power supplies warming up comes next, followed by the higher and louder whine of turbines and electric motors. A whistle sounds, and one by one, employees begin to file in and take their places at the controls. Purposed for a single task, whose time has now come, the factory slowly comes to life...

Friday, May 13, 2011

Claire's First Knock Knock Joke


Claire runs over to fridge and knocks on the door and says:

"Knock knock...who's there?...Claire!"

So I say, "Claire who?"

And she says, "Boo Boo." (Which is one of my little nicknames for her.)

The comedy stylings of Claire Collin, everyone!